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This is you

(u love juggling things as in irl juggling businessy things, onchain and irl)
(u love juggling things as in irl juggling businessy things, onchain and irl)
You are delighted to see this in the morning:
hey @anon, could you please hit up any L2 we are deployed on for some co-marketing. up to you what we want to do but we are expecting more than a retweet. oh, for the event in two weeks, we also need the venue, event sponsoring, the schedule for the talks and cost, the marketing content, get the merch shipped to our airbnb 2 days before. am I forgetting anything? oh yeah right, thanks. oh also by the way, the event is taking place in micronesia and idk what that is. it’d be great if we could have some announcements about the partnerships and fill the content cal with 2-3 tweets a day.
  • π•π•†π•Œ π•Žπ”Έβ„•π•‹ 𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝔼 #1-3 𝔸𝕋 β„™π”Όπ”Έβ„•π•Œπ•‹ ℙℝ𝕆𝕋𝕆ℂ𝕆𝕃
  • IQ below 70 or above 140
  • your deepest desire is to wake up one day and pay for your morning coffee onchain
  • you like travelling and events
  • you ship! you get shit done. no endless meetings
  • you know how to launch a feature with more buzz than belle delphine’s bath water
  • you want to build something that is useful in a team that’s high energy and aligned
  • you want to learn a ton
  • this resonates with you. you read this and you feel: THIS IS ME!!!
  • no peanut allergy!! (negotiable)

This is us:

  • we’re bringing back p2p electronic cash
  • 2nd time founders, who love hacking and building actually useful things. creds/clout: Harvard, St Andrews, ex-hf0, ex-gov-researcher, prev exit. Hugo: all things tech. Konrad: all things biz.
  • raised funding from big brain crypto-native VCs.
Testimonials from other team members: β€œThe peanut puns are tiring”, β€œAt cocktail parties I pretend I work at a B2B SaaS because no one believes me I am that I am fixing crypto payments at a company called Peanut”.

Process

  1. Apply below and wait until we get back
  1. Intro call (15+ mins)
  1. Interview (1-1.5h)
  1. Reference checks
  1. Contract work (1-10 days) - let’s ship!
  1. lfg πŸš€
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This is what you get:

  • some cash ($60-120k), high equity compensation (0.5-2%), so you can grow with us 1000X (wen token?)
  • job at company called Squirrel Labs (how cool is that?!)
  • remote-first